For ALL YOU LIST LOVERS out there...

Assignment: 20 Things You'd Do If You Didn't Have a Conscience-
You get bonus points if you HAVE actually done something on someone else's list and publicly proclaim it. HA! FUN to be had by all!!! Here's MINE:

1. Totally stalk Chad Michael Murray.
2. Sneak into movies.
3. Keep the change when it's 20 bucks over.
4. Fake 'it'.
5. Steal a Mazda RX-8.
6. Not give the cool pen back to the checkout girl, and slip it in my purse instead.
7. Steal an ice cream truck.
8. Pen a really slutty romance novel with ten-page love-scenes and overuse of "throbbing manhood'.
9. Say someone else's name in bed just to see how he'd react.
10. "Oh Chad!" Just kidding, not a real entry.
11. Call my ex just to see how he's doing. (Which, yes, BTW is WRONG on so many levels.)
12. Put Kaluha in every cup of coffee I drink.
13. Get a boob job and liposuction. (not that these things are morally corrupt, but my conscience tells me God made me this way so...)
14. Find a metrosexual to adopt.
15. Make my kids fix their own damn Mac N Cheese.
16. Completely plagiarize Jerry Maguire into a heartfelt novel. "You had me at hello!"
17. Just flush that stinkin' Beta fish down the toilet even though I can't remember to feed him and he refuses to die. Fish Euthanasia. I know he can't be happy living like this.
18. Would totally find some good dirt on a Schwann's guy and extort him into a lifetime of free Apple Pie a La Modes.
19. Purposefully not file my tax return, or better yet, name the Immortal Beta as another child so I can get another credit. Ohh, and the dog too. And maybe one of my kid's stuffed animals.

Ah, that was fun!